fer1972:

Clever Fold-out Greeting Cards by Heather Abbot (on etsy)

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everybodyilovedies:

Chris Evans as Captain America at the set of Avengers: Age of Ultron | Seoul, Korea. April 4, 2014

It has an Avengers logo on the shoulder

IT HAS AN AVENGERS LOGO ON THE SHOULDER THEY’RE A TEAM THEY’RE A REAL TEAM THEY HAVE UNIFROMS WITH LOGOS OH GOSH NO MY HEART

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wincestplease:

daddyjared:

u disrespect sam then u disrespect me

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stillazarafteralltheseyears:

You know what I find truly remarkable about this scene? Is not just that she JUMPS OFF A SPEEDING ALIEN VEHICLE HUNDREDS OF FEET ABOVE THE GROUND but that she knows the EXACT MOMENT to make the jump to not only hit the roof (which, at that height and speed is an incredibly small target) but to hit it at a point where she isn’t going to a) immediately crash into a wall or b) be carried by her momentum over the other side and down a gazillion stories to the ground.

Natasha had to calculate IN HER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE the velocity of the alien vehicle, the size of Stark Tower’s roof, how high she was above it (so she wasn’t so high she’d be killed just by the fall to the roof), how long it would take her to make the jump successfully, what position to hit the roof in to minimize the physical damage, possibly even half a dozen other things. A miscalculation either way—too soon or too late—would’ve killed her.

Yeah, when she describes someone genius-level smart in CA:TWS as “slightly smarter than her but only slightly,” she’s NOT KIDDING. Natasha is probably either just as or very nearly as smart as Bruce or Tony or Jane or Betty, her training just meant those smarts were put to use in a different way. And that it’s something she’s trained to manipulate people’s expectations of, just like with her sex. IMO, if Natasha asks to have something explained, it’s not because she doesn’t understand, it’s because she doesn’t want the person she’s asking to KNOW she understands. Because her stock in trade is getting people to underestimate her and then using that against them. And this scene is the proof. Because when no one is watching, she is BRILLIANT.

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animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

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smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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stringofyourkite:

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Jeff sounds awesome

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misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.

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jakitsol:

listoflifehacks:

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the last one is kickass!

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

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